The most God-awful piece of shit movie ever. I hear they’re making more. At least I’ll get to buy more Toys!
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CRAZY STUPID LOVE is a must watch for anyone that’s into romantic comedies. It’s also a must watch for anyone who HATES romantic comedies. My Review here…
SUCKER PUNCH is a visual and orgasmic mash up of every genre imaginable squashed into an orgy of awesome-ness. It’s SO bad… it’s good!!
MY SISTER’S KEEPER is a great film, executed very well, and never panders to the audience with a ‘look how sad this is’ mentality. Great film. Check it out!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays the title character of HESHER, an unapologetic, metal grunge bum, who ejaculates words of wisdom through the most horribly profane monologues ever! Also, it’s a beautiful movie… seriously.
SOURCE CODE is basically diet INCEPTION, without the insanely technical science and math.
SUPER 8 becomes really like every other Spielberg produced/directed movie involving aliens. The same ol’ Alien trapped on Earth story that we’ve seen a billion times.
GREEN LANTERN wasn’t just a bad super hero adaption, it was just a bad movie in general.
Thor is about a brash and arrogant God of Thunder who is banished from his world (Asgard) by his Dad for being a dick. No, really…”
KNIGHT AND DAY works as a mindless entertainer that runs in the background during a party that one can tune in and out of.
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS is awesome. I will punch anyone in the face that says otherwise. It is quite possibly the best comic book film ever made.