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Movie Review: TRANSFORMERS 3: DARK OF THE MOON (2011) 4

Movie Review: TRANSFORMERS 3: DARK OF THE MOON (2011)

The most God-awful piece of shit movie ever. I hear they’re making more. At least I’ll get to buy more Toys!

Movie Review: AARAKSHAN (2011) 0

Movie Review: AARAKSHAN (2011)

AARAKSHAN is a good movie, with powerful performances, great scenes… but loses its impact as it drags on beyond the cohesive story. The topic of ‘Reservation’ is also so technical and specific that it seems like it wouldn’t hold the attentions of a general audience.

Movie Review: CRAZY STUPID LOVE (2011) – A Ridiculously Layered Rom Com 1

Movie Review: CRAZY STUPID LOVE (2011) – A Ridiculously Layered Rom Com

CRAZY STUPID LOVE is a must watch for anyone that’s into romantic comedies. It’s also a must watch for anyone who HATES romantic comedies. My Review here…

Movie Review: SUCKER PUNCH (2011) – Mindless Destructive Fun 3

Movie Review: SUCKER PUNCH (2011) – Mindless Destructive Fun

SUCKER PUNCH is a visual and orgasmic mash up of every genre imaginable squashed into an orgy of awesome-ness. It’s SO bad… it’s good!!

Movie Review: MY SISTER’S KEEPER (2009) – Quite The Emotional Rollercoaster 0

Movie Review: MY SISTER’S KEEPER (2009) – Quite The Emotional Rollercoaster

MY SISTER’S KEEPER is a great film, executed very well, and never panders to the audience with a ‘look how sad this is’ mentality. Great film. Check it out!

Movie Review: TEES MAAR KHAN (2010) 1

Movie Review: TEES MAAR KHAN (2010)

TEES MAAR KHAN is the worst possible ‘con man’ movie in existence. You’d think that would give it some novelty… it doesn’t. It’s just bad.

Movie Review: HESHER (2010) – Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is So Metal! 2

Movie Review: HESHER (2010) – Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is So Metal!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays the title character of HESHER, an unapologetic, metal grunge bum, who ejaculates words of wisdom through the most horribly profane monologues ever! Also, it’s a beautiful movie… seriously.

Movie Review: SOURCE CODE (2011) – A Different Spin On Time Travel 4

Movie Review: SOURCE CODE (2011) – A Different Spin On Time Travel

SOURCE CODE is basically diet INCEPTION, without the insanely technical science and math.

Movie Review: RAKHTA CHARITRA (2010) 1

Movie Review: RAKHTA CHARITRA (2010)

RAKHTA CHARITA pretty much solidifies the fact that Vivek Oberoi can’t act for shit, unless he’s directed by Ram Gopal Varma.

Movie Review: SUPER 8 (2011) – A Mix Of Multiple Spielberg Movies 2

Movie Review: SUPER 8 (2011) – A Mix Of Multiple Spielberg Movies

SUPER 8 becomes really like every other Spielberg produced/directed movie involving aliens. The same ol’ Alien trapped on Earth story that we’ve seen a billion times.

Movie Review: BAND BAAJA BAARAAT (2010) 1

Movie Review: BAND BAAJA BAARAAT (2010)

BAND BAJAA BAARAAT is a very unique film with a story that is quite original and has a lot of elements that make is suitable for everyone from families to even cynics that despise the conventional Bollywood love stories.

Movie Review: GREEN LANTERN (2011) Worst Comic Book Adaptation Ever? 5

Movie Review: GREEN LANTERN (2011) Worst Comic Book Adaptation Ever?

GREEN LANTERN wasn’t just a bad super hero adaption, it was just a bad movie in general.

Movie Review: JAANE TU… YA JAANE NA (2008) 2

Movie Review: JAANE TU… YA JAANE NA (2008)

The narration in the beginning of JAANE TU… YA JAANE NA, mocks the formulaic aspects of an Indian love story, so it right away sets the tone for the rest of the film. And it actually works.

Movie Review: THOR (2011) – The Weak Link Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe 1

Movie Review: THOR (2011) – The Weak Link Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Thor is about a brash and arrogant God of Thunder who is banished from his world (Asgard) by his Dad for being a dick. No, really…”

Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY (2010) – Tom Cruise Parodies Himself 4

Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY (2010) – Tom Cruise Parodies Himself

KNIGHT AND DAY works as a mindless entertainer that runs in the background during a party that one can tune in and out of.

Movie Review: X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) – Reboot Done Right! 4

Movie Review: X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) – Reboot Done Right!

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS is awesome. I will punch anyone in the face that says otherwise. It is quite possibly the best comic book film ever made.

Movie Review: WATER (2005) 0

Movie Review: WATER (2005)

The last of Shah’s old school reviews: “Out of all the films that I’ve reviewed on this website WATER is one that I would strongly recommend to anyone and everyone…!”