Category: Movie Review

Movie Review: HESHER (2010) – Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is So Metal!

Movie Review: HESHER (2010) – Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is So Metal!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays the title character of HESHER, an unapologetic, metal grunge bum, who ejaculates words of wisdom through the most horribly profane monologues ever! Also, it’s a beautiful movie… seriously.

Movie Review: SOURCE CODE (2011) – A Different Spin On Time Travel

Movie Review: SOURCE CODE (2011) – A Different Spin On Time Travel

SOURCE CODE is basically diet INCEPTION, without the insanely technical science and math.

Movie Review: SUPER 8 (2011) – A Mix Of Multiple Spielberg Movies

Movie Review: SUPER 8 (2011) – A Mix Of Multiple Spielberg Movies

SUPER 8 becomes really like every other Spielberg produced/directed movie involving aliens. The same ol’ Alien trapped on Earth story that we’ve seen a billion times.

Movie Review: GREEN LANTERN (2011) Worst Comic Book Adaptation Ever?

Movie Review: GREEN LANTERN (2011) Worst Comic Book Adaptation Ever?

GREEN LANTERN wasn’t just a bad super hero adaption, it was just a bad movie in general.

Movie Review: THOR (2011) – The Weak Link Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Movie Review: THOR (2011) – The Weak Link Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Thor is about a brash and arrogant God of Thunder who is banished from his world (Asgard) by his Dad for being a dick. No, really…”

Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY (2010) – Tom Cruise Parodies Himself

Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY (2010) – Tom Cruise Parodies Himself

KNIGHT AND DAY works as a mindless entertainer that runs in the background during a party that one can tune in and out of.

Movie Review: X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) – Reboot Done Right!

Movie Review: X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) – Reboot Done Right!

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS is awesome. I will punch anyone in the face that says otherwise. It is quite possibly the best comic book film ever made.

Movie Review: THE FIGHTER (2010)

Movie Review: THE FIGHTER (2010)

From David O. Russell, comes an exceptionally made THE FIGHTER featuring Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg. Read on for more…

Movie Review: HOTEL RWANDA (2004) – A Tragic Episode In Human History

Movie Review: HOTEL RWANDA (2004) – A Tragic Episode In Human History

The Shah gets passionate and bitter simultaneously: “Within this ‘Brady Bunch’ togetherness woven through technology in our society, we somehow seem to be completely and utterly ignorant to crimes happening in nations beyond our reach.”

Movie Review: UNSTOPPABLE (2010)

Movie Review: UNSTOPPABLE (2010)

UNSTOPPABLE was seriously a lackluster movie that had no beginning or end. The lame-ness of the film itself is pretty unstoppable given the plot and character development.

Movie Review: THE GHOST WRITER (2010)

Movie Review: THE GHOST WRITER (2010)

I will watch anything by Pierce Brosnan. That’s a fact. Same goes for Roman Polanski. Together, along with Ewan McGregor they do the eerily suspenseful… THE GHOST WRITER

Movie Review: RUNNING SCARED (2006)

Movie Review: RUNNING SCARED (2006)

This is a ‘review’ I wrote years ago on RUNNING SCARED… and it seems I was easily impressed in those days… such is youth.

Movie Review: ROBIN HOOD (2010) – Origin Story With Middle Aged CharactersMovie Review: ROBIN HOOD (2010) – Origin Story With Middle Aged Characters

Movie Review: ROBIN HOOD (2010) – Origin Story With Middle Aged CharactersMovie Review: ROBIN HOOD (2010) – Origin Story With Middle Aged Characters

Sadly, ROBIN HOOD was nowhere near that, it was barely ‘good’. Check out my Review of the origin story with old people.

Movie Review: THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) – Vigilantism Before It Became A Thing

Movie Review: THE BOONDOCK SAINTS (1999) – Vigilantism Before It Became A Thing

‘The Boondock Saints’ was a seminal film about vigilantism before it became a popular subject for films and TV.

Movie Review: Salt (2010)

Movie Review: Salt (2010)

Salt is an action movie by Angelina Jolie that is engaging and interesting as hell to watch, without thinking about it too much.

Movie Review: PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME (2010)

Movie Review: PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME (2010)

Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time is one of those movies that undermines its own story within its plot.

Movie Review: PREDATORS (2010)

Movie Review: PREDATORS (2010)

`Predators` is an enjoyable enough thriller ride into the pre-existing universe of these characters.

Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths

Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths

`Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths` continues the DCAU`s trend of quality stories told in animated movies.